Fight Club Logic

While attempting to carve my name on the electronic school desk that is The Blogosphere, I have spent the last 45 minutes of my life playing with the templates available from Blogspot- trying to work out which template 'DEFINES' me as a person...

Try saying that sentence in a faux English, draggy accent like the ladies from Park Avenue... add a "Daaaahrling" and a brandy snifter.

GOD I am shallow...